Thursday, February 2, 2012

New Clothes

I've been lucky enough for the past 20 or so years to have a job that doesn't require me to "dress up."  I've become accustomed to wearing shorts, T shirts, flip flops and the occasional pair of jeans to work.  I don't think I even own a dress now.  It's gotten to the point where I feel a little phony when I have to dress for an event...wedding, funeral, or the like.  And that just involves long black pants and a grown-up blouse!

But I get tired of the same old T shirts so every once in a while I get some new ones.  This week I got an email from Crazy Shirts in Hawaii.  I love their T shirts.  They are good quality and stay soft after a lot of washings.  I couldn't resist the offer of Free Shipping that was actually FREE with no minimum purchase. WOO HOO!  So I checked out the clearance shirts first.

Right off the bat I found two long sleeved, colorful Ts.  Yes, one even had a Peace symbol on it with seashells and turtles.  Loved them both!  Placed the order online and 2 days later, Mr. Fed Ex delivered them to my door at work.

I should have known this was too good to be true.  Just let me ask this:  In what alternate universe did Crazy Shirts devise their sizing chart?  I normally wear an XL and I feel comfortable in it.  I'm old so I don't really like to wear skin tight stuff.  I'm going with "old" as opposed to "fat around the middle" so stay with me on this.  As I tried on each shirt, I was happy to see that the sleeves were long enough.  Sometimes I have problems with that.  But when I pulled it all the way down, EEK! 

I assume everyone that works at Crazy Shirts must be young, tanned and in incredible shape.  And probably NONE of them wear anything larger than a medium.  Sigh.  Guess I should have shopped in the men's section instead of looking at the pretty colored, girly shirts.  That's what I get for trying to get "dressy."